"That’s one reason I could never be a vegetarian. Vegetables don’t make me feel anything. Especially not full. You never see a vegetarian push themselves away from the table, unbutton their pants and say “Christ I can’t believe I just ate that. Spinach, lentils, AND kale? I’m such a pig.”

Kendra is a stand up comic living in Brooklyn where she owns a super comfortable bed. She spends most of her time wondering where the hell her sugar daddy is and hoping he didn’t settle.

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Happy Saturday,

Dr. Tammy

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tammy-nelson-phd/date-nights-they-make-you_b_1264207.html

A recent report from the National Marriage Project, "Date Night Opportunity," found that couples who spend time together at least once a week were 3.5 times happier in bed. Time invested in being alone -- together, without the kids or the chores -- meant that couples were happier in their marriages.

So we know regular date nights are important for marriages. Making your partnership a priority can be difficult when you have children, careers and a busy lifestyle. But dates don't have to be complicated; in fact, some of my suggestions for dates may surprise you.

My number one suggestion for a date night, and something I suggest for all couples, is to have a Sex Date once a week. This is a night that you choose that is the same night (or day) every week. Regardless of your schedules, your obligations or whether you "feel" like it that night, setting up a date for sex does several things: It creates "erotic anticipation." You will both start to look forward to your Sex Date and almost unconsciously start to plan for it. You may shave your legs; buy new lingerie or new massage oil before the big day. A regular time for sex means you also reduce the stress from the rest of the week. Many couples wonder if they will have time for sex during the week or if they will be too tired, or if their partner will want it. Many times men won't approach their wives if they're worried they'll be rejected. And sometimes women want to have sex but by the end of the day they just want to get that much needed rest instead. A regular Sex Date creates a sacred time that you both carve out of your schedule to meet once a week and make it special. Whether you are tired, cranky or in the mood, when that night comes you put on some music, light the candles and meet for your date. Is it spontaneous? You can be as spontaneous as you want if you plan it! On Sex Date night you can try all those things you have been fantasizing about or you can just lie naked in each others' arms. The important thing about having a Sex Date once a week is that it is time for the two of you to remember that you are more than just roommates.

Another great date that doesn't cost a lot is a Nature date. Take turns choosing where to go and find a place outside that interests you. You may have to take these dates during the day, on weekends, or on a lunch break during the week. But find an outdoor location that you have always wanted to explore. It might be a park in the center of the city for a leisurely stroll or ice skating on a neighborhood pond. You might be great athletic types and need something more challenging; a hike up a mountain or a mountain biking trail. Being outdoors has a way of refreshing your relationship. Nature absorbs intense emotions and lets us see clearly. When you have difficult or intense things to talk about, a Nature date is always the best choice.

Another date that all couples should integrate into their "great date" plans is to take a "Creative Date." That might mean for some couples going to a museum or browsing an art show. Check local listings for new artists that may have smaller shows of more contemporary work. Many couples discover they have similar tastes and even make purchases together on Creative Date outings. Or a Creative Date can be going to a Ceramic Paint Your Own store, where you paint a shared piggy bank or a set of dishes for your dining room. You might walk through an art supply store and get inspired to buy paints and share a new hobby. Talk about what a creative date would mean for you. One idea might be to take a camera and go out with one purpose; to take great candid shots of each other. Make the goal of the date to come home with at least one great photo of each other and maybe one of the two of you. It's a creative way to have fun together and get the creative juices flowing.

There are low energy dates and high energy dates. One idea for a date is to decide beforehand; which kind of date do we want tonight? This is important to meet both of your expectations. If you are looking forward to going out dancing and your partner is thinking about a candlelight dinner, one of you will be sure to feel disappointed. Decide what feels high energy to each of you; roller skating, kick boxing, a square dance class? And then come up with some low energy dates that you agree might be fun; a movie, window shopping, strolling through the zoo. Then before you go out decide together if you are into a low energy or high energy date night. Both can be important to keep things fresh and rejuvenating. Deciding before the date which you are in the mood for can help both of you to be sure that your expectations will be met and you might even find something new to interest you both.

Last, but definitely not least, is the "Date Jar." When you don't feel like just going to dinner and a movie and you can't decide what to do, you use the raffle system that I call the "Date Jar." A Date Jar is something you both make in advance. Take some time to write down suggestions for some fun, silly, or serious date nights on scraps of paper, fold them up and put them in a jar or box. On nights when you want to throw caution to the wind and take a risk, before you head out, one of you gets to pick from the Date jar. You are both obligated to do whatever the suggestion is for that date night. The beauty of this idea is that you might not feel like "Karaoke' or "Playing Pool" that particular evening, but the rule is there are NO throwbacks. If you honor your "Date jar" system, you both will go along with the suggestion and do it anyway. Most couples find that once they are on the move and in the moment they have a great time doing whatever the Date Jar suggestion turned out to be. You might find you end up laughing and joking the evening away. Make sure when you are stocking the Date Jar initially that you add things you both like to do.

Maybe, if you're lucky, one of the suggestions might be "Go back to Sex Date Night" and you will have to both take off your coats and stay home.

Dr. Tammy Nelson is a sex and relationship expert and the author of Getting the Sex You Want; Shed Your Inhibitions and Reach New Heights of Passion Together. She can be found at www.drtammynelson.com.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tammy-nelson-phd/heidi-klum-and-seal-traum_b_1251291.html

After seven years of marriage and three children together (not including one from a previous relationship of Klum's), Heidi Klum and Seal are divorcing and going their separate ways. Although the split is "amicable," rumor has it that their seemingly perfect marriage had ripples of trouble underneath the surface. Reports suggest that Seal had some anger issues, and Heidi reportedly could no longer tolerate his behavior around the kids.

We don't really know what happened in their marriage, and they deserve their privacy as they work through their separation. But we can surmise that one of two things happened: Their relationship fell apart because of trauma or neglect.

Many marriages suffer from neglect, particularly for couples in long term partnerships or for high-profile couples like Heidi and Seal who both have successful careers and busy lives. Being pulled in many directions can force partners to forget that the relationship needs as much, if not more, attention than their careers. Ambition can trump a marriage, not because they don't care for each other, but because they may assume that the marriage will take care of itself. As many Hollywood couples have discovered before them, it does not.

A relationship can also end because of trauma. Traumas may occur when someone has an affair, becomes ill, or when there is a death in the family. These big life changing events create such stress that couples may not survive the impact and divorce, rather than coming together to work through the difficulties. However, traumas are not only caused by big stressors. Chronic anger and arguments can be traumatic as well. The cycle of angry outburst followed by remorse and cautious forgiveness that is repeated over and over can feel abusive and exhausting in a marriage. Patience can be worn thin when one partner is being yelled at constantly. That partner may be working hard to keep their children safe and free from that type of debilitating stress and at some point, he or she may leave the marriage to protect the children from the anger cycles.

Sometimes all it takes is one really bad argument. Things said in the heat of anger can create a traumatic event in the lives of a family. Words shouted in hurt can sometimes never be taken back. That type of trauma can be difficult to get over. For couples who don't have the skills to express their frustration, things said carelessly in an argument can wound a partner deeply. In the morning after, remorse and "I'm sorry" can mean very little when feelings have been hurt, or worse, someone has been physically hurt.

We don't know what happened to Heidi and Seal, and we may never know. But it may be that Seal said things he can't take back and that Heidi decided, once and for all, "you're out."

Tammy Nelson, PhD is a sex and relationship expert and the author of Getting the Sex You Want and the upcoming The New Monogamy. Find out more at drtammynelson.com

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tammy-nelson-phd/heidi-klum-and-seal-traum_b_1251291.html

For the complete article go the the Huffington Post

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tammy-nelson-phd/nagging-is-it-killing-you_b_1245574.html

http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2012/01/14/how-can-you-rebuild-trust-when-your-partner-cheats/

Can you really ever trust someone again after they’ve cheated on you?

Marilyn said, “He says he doesn’t talk to her anymore. I want to believe him. 

“But I am so suspicious all the time. I hate that about myself. Maybe I should just end it. It hurts to not trust him and he is sick of me asking him all the time if he’s seen her.”

Trusting someone isn’t easy after they’ve betrayed you. You want to believe what they say, but can you really ever know if they are telling the truth, once they have lied to you? The answer may be “Probably not.”

But the good news is: there is a way you can learn to trust again. Just not in the way you think.

Trust is not about wishing and hoping that your partner wont cheat or wont talk to their ex. Trust is about learning to once again trust your own intuition. You probably started to doubt your inner voice once you found out that they lied to you or hid their affair. Now, you are wondering if you can really ever trust your gut instinct about anything again.

Trust is about learning to listen to your own intuition once again. Trust is not about learning to trust your partner. The truth is that they are human and another human can always let you down. Let’s face it, you never really know if anyone is telling you the truth, unless you feel it in your gut.

Only your own intuition tells you the truth. Learning to trust your own instincts is the only and most important way to know if your partner is cheating or being honest about their outside relationships. In order to be in a relationship and always feel safe, you have to learn to trust your inner voice. Your intuition will never lie to you. Once you learn to listen to it, you can always trust your inner voice.

The challenge is learning the difference between your intuitive voice and the sometimes louder voice of fear. Fear and intuition are two different things. Fear tells you what you don’t want to know. Intuition tells you the truth. Intuition is real and always authentic. Your fear can be real sometimes but often, it can be a fantasy or an illusion.

Trust your inner voice and you can learn to get past the affair, and always know if your partner is telling you the truth. Marilyn can trust her intuition about one thing for sure, ”I know that my boyfriend is telling me the truth when he looks me in the eye and tells me he only wants to be with me. I trust my feelings are telling me the truth about that!”

Have confidence in that inner voice. Trust is an inside job

To read the entire article go to http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2012/01/14/how-can-you-rebuild-trust-when-your-partner-cheats/

Recently, Newt Gingrich, former speaker of the house, denied that he had asked his second wife for an open marriage.  Reportedly he had called his wife while he was with his girlfriend, now his current wife (come on, keep up!)  She claims that he told her (his wife) that he wanted to continue to see the girlfriend and yet he wanted to stay married.  His wife said she was not interested in having what she said sounded suspiciously like an open marriage. 

(Remember that during this time Gingrich was heading up the committee to investigate President Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky in the white house at the time.   Newt Gingrich was a busy guy back then!)

When Gingrich left wife number two for his girlfriend, who is now wife number three, one has to wonder if he continued that request with her.  And one wonders, would it work?

Does an open marriage really work or is it an excuse to fool around with someone on the side with your partners permission?  Is negotiated non-monogamy the same as open marriage?  What if your wife or partner doesnt want to divorce but doesnt approve of an open marriage where their partner gets to have a girlfriend on the side?

And lets go back to your fantasy of another man.  Could you balance a sexual or emotional relationship with more than one person? 

The couples that make open marriages work seem to have a solid foundation, talk openly about their feelings and concerns, create rules they can both live with and have a balanced and full life as primary partners.

For the complete article go to http://www.yourtango.com/experts/tammy-nelson/it-wrong-fantasize-about-open-marriage-gingrich-0

I have thought about that a lot this year.  Valentines Day is also my anniversary, so there is a double whammy here that I want to be sure to take advantage of.  I dont need a lot of jewelry, I tend to repel earrings and have a jewelry box full of single posts and hoops.  I dont need a lot of candy, I hide bags around the house so when I need a fix I can usually find some kind of chocolate hidden in a sock drawer somewhere.  Flowers are great, but frankly, the poinsettas are still alive and glowing around the house and I hate to throw them out quite yet.  

So what do I really want?  I want my husband.

Yes, its true.  I want him...and I want him to myself.  I want the kids out of the house and I dont want to share him with anyone.  I dont want to be in a restaraunt with other diners or waiters asking us if we want more wine.  I dont want any friends over, although I can think of a few close ones that I adore and would be happy to start the evening with, but then I would hope that they would leave, so I could have my favorite friend all to myself.   I love hanging out with my husband, and I cant think of anything Id rather do or anyone else Id rather be with.

My language of love has always been TIME.  Spend time with me and I know you love me.  It doesnt really matter what we're doing, if I feel like you carved out a space for me in your busy week, and you marked it on your calendar, and you are totally focused on US, I am totally satisfied.  And honestly it doesnt matter what we're doing. 

But, hey, if there were rose petals and champagne and a fire in the fireplace I wouldnt complain.

I hope my husband is reading this.

So, what do you really want this Valentines Day?

Jump-start your love life by learning how to put the moves on your man

http://www.womansday.com/sex-relationships/sex-tips/9-ways-to-initiate-sex-124695?click=main_sr

TO READ THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE GO TO:

http://www.yourtango.com/experts/tammy-nelson/most-romantic-new-years-eve-ever

New Years Eve is a party night.  Lots of people associate tonight with drinking champagne, dancing, watching the ball drop and partying all night long. 

But dont go to bed too early!  December 31st is the time to create a  new and important ritual for you and your partner.  Make tonight something really special.  Use this time to find a new intimacy and connection and share something new.

But if you're like many couples, by December 31st you are exhausted from a long month of holiday gatherings, gift buying and cleaning up.    You've had family around for weeks, the kids are home from school and the house is in chaos.  Parties, spending money, traveling; they can all take their toll.  By the end of the year you may be exhausted and a quiet night at home with that special someone might sound great right about now.

First, create a New Years Eve ritual.  Light a fire in your fireplace, fire pit, or outdoor barbecue, (or find a candle that burns safely without creating a hazard.)  Take a moment to each write down something you want to let go of from 2011.  It might be a feeling from the past year, an attitude or anything that has been holding you back.  Fold the paper and throw it into the fire, or hold it over the candle and watch it burn.  Take a deep breath and let yourself really feel the energy lift as you let go of whatever has been bothering you or keeping you unhappy.  Feel yourself letting go, and together, committ to being free of your burdens from 2011.

Now write down one thing you want to bring into your relationship for 2012.  Share with your partner what you have written.  Give them the gift of what you want to bring to their life in the New Year.  Toast midnight together on the promise of the new energy that you will bring in together, creating a new year that holds a relationship you both look forward to.

TO READ THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE GO TO:

http://www.yourtango.com/experts/tammy-nelson/most-romantic-new-years-eve-ever

Marriage is on the decline.  And yet most of us still want to do it. Even of those polled who said they thought marriage was a done institution, almost half of those said they would still do it. 

Find out more in my article at http://www.yourtango.com/experts/tammy-nelson/marriage-obsolete